Appi-appi, kass läks kappi! /Shit, cat in the furnace!

No kui mul varem olid kahtlused, et selle kassi peas ei ole kõik päris korras, siis eile õhtul tekkis kahtluste asemele selge veendumus.

Nimelt avasin oma pioneeripliidi ahjuukse ja läksin esikust puid tooma. 10 sammu kaugusele. Tulen tagasi - ahjust saba paistab!
Hõikan, et uuu - Tondu! Marss ahjust välja!
Kass ei kõssagi.
Sikutan sabast.
Kass ei kõssagi.
Nuhib ringi ja teeb juba sihukest nägu, et hakkab kuhugi edasi roomama.
No seda ei ole! Krabasin tagajalgadest ja tirisin välja.
Issand... Käpad tahmased, nina tahmane, soeng ka tahma täis!
Ega midagi, sihukest tahma-tonti nüüd küll ei saa elamisse lahti lasta - järelikult kaenlasse, vannituppa, meeter vetsupaberit kraani all niiskeks ja käppi rookima.
Siputas nagu segane.
Soengu ja kasuka lihtsalt kloppisin puhtaks.
Ptüi, ma ütlen.

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So far I only suspected that Tondu might not be "normal". Since yesterday I'm convinced. This winter is rather cold here, so I started my usual procedure yesterday - opened the door of my furnace and went to the hall to get a few logs. When I came back, I noticed a tail in the furnace.
Hey, Tondu - out!
Nothing.
So I pulled her tail a little, just to get her to notice me.
Nothing.
She even crawled a bit further, nice new burrow right in "her own" kitchen.
That's it! I crabbed her hind legs and pulled her out.
Ashes on her paws, ashes on her nose and even her head was decorated with ashes.
So I dragged her into the bathroom, dampened a piece of toilet paper and cleaned her up.
Shit, I'd say. A cat in the furnace...

Loost paremas servas / About the song on the right

Sai kunagi käidud kontserdil, kus üle hulga aja oli peaesinejale (Sting) antud korralik soojendusBÄND, mitte soojendusDRESS. Bändiks siis Fiction Plane, kus lauluhääl kuulub Stingi pojale Joe Sumnerile.

Plaadi ostsin. Autogrammid plaadile sain. Plaadi pea et ribadeks kuulasin. Aga seda lugu pole tollel plaadil, mis minu riiulis on... leidsin netist, sikutasin endale ja nüüd leidsin võimaluse lausa blogisse pista, et teised ka kuulaks.

Väegade hästi iseloomustab minu praegust seisundit.

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Added some sounds to my blog, a song by not-so-widely-known band, Fiction Plane. I first heard them live, when they were a warm-up band for Sting. Was impressed. Bought their CD. Got their autographs. And started browsing around, digging for more. And found a real gold nugget, I'd say - "If Only". Gives a good general overview of my current state of mind. Enjoy!